Alderaan Beach Towel
Travel to Alderaan… while you still can! 🌌 Our Alderaan Towel captures the explosive spirit of this iconic planet at its most dramatic moment—just as it’s blowing up! Perfect for Star Wars fans with a cheeky sense of humor, this towel is both a tribute to the beauty of Alderaan and a nod to its very unfortunate fate. 💥
Key Features:
Eye-Catching Design: Featuring a bold, dynamic depiction of Alderaan’s final moments, this towel is guaranteed to turn heads at the beach or pool. It's a towel that says, "I like my vacations with a little bit of adventure… and a lot of explosions!"
High-Quality Material:
Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Fabric composition in the EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric Weight:
In the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
In the EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
Perfect Size: Measuring 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm), this towel offers the perfect amount of coverage for sunbathing, drying off, or making a statement about planetary destruction.
Durability: Made to withstand the test of time (unlike Alderaan), this towel is machine washable and ready for many beach seasons to come.
Eco-Friendly: Thoughtfully crafted with sustainable materials, so you can enjoy guilt-free relaxation—even if your towel’s a bit explosive!
Bring a little cosmic humor to your next poolside hangout with the Alderaan Towel. It’s the perfect accessory for fans who know that sometimes the best vacations go out with a bang!
Whether you’re soaking up the sun or blowing away expectations, this towel’s got your back. Just remember to keep an eye on the sky—there could be a Death Star around! 🌠
Get yours now, before it’s too late! 😉
Key Features:
Eye-Catching Design: Featuring a bold, dynamic depiction of Alderaan’s final moments, this towel is guaranteed to turn heads at the beach or pool. It's a towel that says, "I like my vacations with a little bit of adventure… and a lot of explosions!"
High-Quality Material:
Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Fabric composition in the EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric Weight:
In the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
In the EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
Perfect Size: Measuring 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm), this towel offers the perfect amount of coverage for sunbathing, drying off, or making a statement about planetary destruction.
Durability: Made to withstand the test of time (unlike Alderaan), this towel is machine washable and ready for many beach seasons to come.
Eco-Friendly: Thoughtfully crafted with sustainable materials, so you can enjoy guilt-free relaxation—even if your towel’s a bit explosive!
Bring a little cosmic humor to your next poolside hangout with the Alderaan Towel. It’s the perfect accessory for fans who know that sometimes the best vacations go out with a bang!
Whether you’re soaking up the sun or blowing away expectations, this towel’s got your back. Just remember to keep an eye on the sky—there could be a Death Star around! 🌠
Get yours now, before it’s too late! 😉