Maelstrom Was Better Tank

You are not the first to pass this way... but now you can't anymore because Maelstrom closed in 2014 and you're still sad about it. Continue to hold a grudge against Frozen and sulk about the loss of polar bears, three-headed trolls, and oil drilling with this parody tank! (See other listings for different styles.)

This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua