Maelstrom Was Better Tee

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You are not the first to pass this way... but now you can't anymore because Maelstrom closed in 2014 and you're still sad about it. Continue to hold a grudge against Frozen and sulk about the loss of polar bears, three-headed trolls, and oil drilling with this parody tank!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed