Moisturize Me Tote Bag

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Moisturize me! Tote this bitchy trampoline everywhere you go… but don’t blame us if she complains if you overfill her! After all, she’s just had her blood pinched! Showcase the last human on this practical, funny tote, featuring a faux-translucent effect on the back so you can see Cassandra’s face from any angle.

A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.

• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)